A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell from the sky into a big field. While laying there in the field, a passing cow dropped some dung on it. As the bird laid there in the dung, it began to realize how warm it was. In fact, the dung began to thaw the bird out. The bird was so happy from the warmth the dung was providing it began to sing. A cat passing by heard the bird singing and decided to investigate where the sound was coming from. The cat discovered the bird under the cow dung, dug it up and ate it. Moral of the story: 1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. 2) not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) and when you are in deep shit, it is best to keep your mouth shut!source (BBM Friend)
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